Thursday, 31 May 2012

HOW MUCH IS A WIFE WORTH?

Apparently some smart aleck have come up with a new fad to calculate the worth of a wife.  Got you interested, then read the article below to find out more.

Calculate your wife's worth, Chinese way
Trust the Chinese to come up with a way to calculate how much your wife is worth.

Many Chinese websites and forums recently had the following viral post, calculating the worth of a woman as a marriage partner based on a series of questions.

Some netizens posted scores as high as 9500, but some as low as negative scores, thus created fights between husbands and wives.

Most men find it entertaining and just for fun, but women think marriage is not a product. So you cannot put a price on it.

The survey used the Chinese currency (yuan) as the measuring units which angered women who got negative scores even more.

"Are you buying vegetables in the market? How can you calculate how much I am worth?”

Of course, love certainly is not to be measured by any data. The so-called calculation is just for entertainment.

Here's the full list if, for the ladies, you want to go "calculate" how much you are worth.

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Taller than 160 cm, for every 1cm +100

Shorter than 160 cm, for every 1 cm -100

Long hair +150

Can dance +100

Can sing +100

Weights over 110 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100

Weights under 100 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100

Near sighted, if more than 300 degrees, for each 100 degrees over -100

Never had a boyfriend before +100

Older than 23, for each year -100

Has medical history, for each one -100

Doesn’t know how to play Mahjong +100

Doesn’t know how to drink +100

Heavy drinker -200

Smoker-200

Has pet(s) +100… Like pets +50

Can cook +300

Gentle and lovely +100

Childish and Stubborn -200

Always tells you she misses you +100

Likes to bring you to her classmate get-togethers +100

Knows how to care for you… don’t let you smoke and drink +100

Does not disturb your personal life +100

Always bugs you to go shopping -100

Puts up makeup the way you like it +100

Doesn’t know how to do laundry -200

Fights with you everyday -200

No matter whose fault it is, always contact you first after a fight +100

You talk her into asleep every night +100

Well-behaved +100… only well-behaved to you… and not good to other people +200

Will cry for you +100

Always makes you cry -100

Independent; does not always want you to buy things for her +200

Not being difficult in front of your friends +100

Knows how to put on make up +100

Does laundry for you +100

Mature +100

Does not like to laugh when being with you -200

Wants you to ditch school (work) to be with her -200

Fails exams, for each -100

Gives you things made by her +100

Always says you are ugly -200

Never took sticker pictures –200

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1500 – 2500: normal

2500 – 3500: excellent

Over 3500: Your life is set… hurry up and marry her… before it’s too late.

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