LIFE BEFORE AND AFTER THE WEDDING

Could the person who wrote the witty pieces on life before and after marriage be a henpecked husband? Or could he be a bachelor? Is there any truth in them? I don't know as I have never been married. Heh! Heh!


Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before marriage.
Darling here.. Darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here.... Baling there..

(Baling in the Malay language means throw).

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. (After being married for a long time)
You die I help you!