Two friends were walking through the forest, when suddenly a snake jumped up and bit one of them on his private parts. He fell to the ground writhing in pain and screams for his friend to get help. His friend runs into town to find the doctor. The doctor tells him that he can't leave the clinic, but told him he would need go back to his friend and bite open the wound and suck out all of the venom. He runs back into the and finds his friend still writhing in pain. "What did the doctor say?" he asks. He replies: "The doctor says you're gonna die!"
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